O-means only that she's growing old
T-is for d tears she shed 2 save me
H-is for her heart of purest gold
E-is * some text missing *
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Dedicated 2 all GIRLZ
Ques: prove that 2/10=2.
Normal colege sutdnt insist question is "out of slaybus" or incorect but CA stdnt nevr know wht is corect answer, he always thnk we are CA stdnt and we should thnk difrnt and invent new miracles so CA student wil solve dis example as below:
= cancel (t)
wo/en = 38/19 = 2
For Charted Acountants it doesn't matter answer kya hy, they say "answer kya laana hy yeh bata humain??
Shivering with fear of result- thats my winter.
Have empty pockets with Ideas for pakistan tour-thats my passion.
Thinking to make long long calls to all my friends, but balance Rs 3.43-still thats my love for friends.
Want to study whn nothing is to study- thats my love for books.
Who m I?
"Typical student" ;)
If you rearrange these letters it gives the same meaning...
Dormitory = Dirty Room
Astronomer = Moon starer
The eyes = They see
Election Results = Lies lets recount
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one..
Teacher 2 student: If u tel me, where is GOD, i'll reward u 100 rupees
Student : n If u tell me where GOD is not, i'll reward u 200 rupees.
When u dial a wrong number,u never get a busy tone.
LAW OF WORKSHOP:
Any tool when dropped, will roll to least accessable corner.
LAW OF TRAFFIC:
If u change lane, the one u were in will start moving faster.
LAW OF ENCOUNTER:
Probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with someone u dont want to be seen with.
LAW OF LOGICAL ARGUMENT:
Anything is possible if u dont know what u r talking about...