tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77263200046417062332024-03-13T06:31:13.682-07:00SMSKARUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger764125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7726320004641706233.post-49078454352590913612009-11-10T04:50:00.001-08:002009-11-10T04:50:26.997-08:00M-is for d million things she gave me<br /><br />O-means only that she's growing old<br /><br />T-is for d tears she shed 2 save me<br /><br />H-is for her heart of purest gold<br /><br />E-is * some text missing *Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7726320004641706233.post-32187291848718565952009-11-10T04:49:00.003-08:002009-11-10T04:49:58.761-08:00Larkiya kanch ki choriyo ki tarha hoti hai..qaim rhain to shan barhati hai or agar toot jain to koi b inhe smait k hath zakhmi nahi karta"<br />Dedicated 2 all GIRLZUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7726320004641706233.post-31299073204427616802009-11-10T04:49:00.001-08:002009-11-10T04:49:23.743-08:00For ACCA students<br /><br />Ques: prove that 2/10=2.<br /><br />Normal colege sutdnt insist question is "out of slaybus" or incorect but CA stdnt nevr know wht is corect answer, he always thnk we are CA stdnt and we should thnk difrnt and invent new miracles so CA student wil solve dis example as below:<br /><br />2=two<br />10=ten, therefore<br />= two/ten<br />= cancel (t)<br />= wo/en<br /><br />W=23<br />O=15<br />E=5<br />N=14,<br /><br />therefore<br /><br />w+o=23+15=38<br />& e+n=5+14=19<br /><br />Therefore<br /><br />wo/en = 38/19 = 2<br /><br />Hence proved!!!<br /><br />For Charted Acountants it doesn't matter answer kya hy, they say "answer kya laana hy yeh bata humain??<br /><br />"ACCA" ROCKSUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7726320004641706233.post-11979879705360452852009-11-10T04:48:00.001-08:002009-11-10T04:48:49.487-08:00Enjoying in burning hotness- thats my vcations.<br /><br />Shivering with fear of result- thats my winter.<br /><br />Have empty pockets with Ideas for pakistan tour-thats my passion.<br /><br />Thinking to make long long calls to all my friends, but balance Rs 3.43-still thats my love for friends.<br /><br />Want to study whn nothing is to study- thats my love for books.<br /><br />Who m I?<br /><br />"Typical student" ;)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7726320004641706233.post-80005174834030386932009-11-10T04:47:00.001-08:002009-11-10T04:47:46.046-08:00Amazing:-<br />If you rearrange these letters it gives the same meaning...<br /><br />Dormitory = Dirty Room<br /><br />Astronomer = Moon starer<br /><br />The eyes = They see<br /><br />Election Results = Lies lets recount<br /><br />Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler<br /><br />Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one..Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7726320004641706233.post-62493676179464986392009-11-10T04:46:00.000-08:002009-11-10T04:47:04.979-08:00High level cnfidnce<br />Teacher 2 student: If u tel me, where is GOD, i'll reward u 100 rupees<br /><br />Student : n If u tell me where GOD is not, i'll reward u 200 rupees.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7726320004641706233.post-72321941792292796392009-11-10T04:45:00.001-08:002009-11-10T04:45:42.371-08:00LAW OF TELEPHONE:<br /><br />When u dial a wrong number,u never get a busy tone.<br /><br />LAW OF WORKSHOP:<br /><br />Any tool when dropped, will roll to least accessable corner.<br /><br />LAW OF TRAFFIC:<br /><br />If u change lane, the one u were in will start moving faster.<br /><br />LAW OF ENCOUNTER:<br /><br />Probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with someone u dont want to be seen with.<br /><br />LAW OF LOGICAL ARGUMENT:<br /><br />Anything is possible if u dont know what u r talking about...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7726320004641706233.post-21152798846386138232009-11-10T04:44:00.000-08:002009-11-10T04:45:06.874-08:00"WHY ME ?"<br /><br />Arthur,<br />A Legendary Wimbeldon Tennis player,<br /><br />was dying of AIDS which he got due to Infected Blood he received during a Heart Surgery.<br />Once he was asked:<br />why did GOD choose you for such a bad disease?<br />Arthur rplied:<br />From the world over 50 million children start playing Tennis,<br />1 million learn to play it,<br />50,000 learn Professional Tennis,<br />20,000 come to the Circuit,<br />5000 reach the Grand Slam,<br />50 reach Wimbledon,<br />4 to Semi Finals,<br />and 2 to the Finals,<br />And only 1 wins,<br /><br />when I was that only ONE<br />and I was holding the Cup, I never asked GOD:<br />"Why me?"<br />so why now...?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7726320004641706233.post-77122732342102982142009-11-10T04:43:00.000-08:002009-11-10T04:44:24.439-08:00Piece of PHILOSOPHY :<br /><br />Small things hurt a lot<br /><br />Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin..! ;-)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7726320004641706233.post-81599385346313234052009-11-10T04:42:00.000-08:002009-11-10T04:43:38.593-08:008 best moments in life<br /><br />1><br />Giving the 1st salary to ur parents.<br /><br />2><br />Thinking your love with tears.<br /><br />3><br />Looking old photos & smiling.<br /><br />4><br />A sweet & emotional chat with friends<br /><br />5><br />Holding hands with your loved ones for a walk.<br /><br />6><br />Getting a hug from one who cares you.<br /><br />7><br />1st kiss to your child when he /she is born.<br /><br />8><br />The moments when your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh.<br /><br />Wish u all such gr8 moments!<br /><br />Have a wonderful life! :-DUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7726320004641706233.post-25700802336131664622009-11-10T04:41:00.001-08:002009-11-10T04:41:39.429-08:00May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy ChristmasUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7726320004641706233.post-82831211753200692612009-11-10T04:39:00.000-08:002009-11-10T04:40:25.871-08:00May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRYCHRISTMAS.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7726320004641706233.post-30398497512972997162009-11-10T04:38:00.001-08:002009-11-10T04:38:51.030-08:00May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7726320004641706233.post-18332744751683915512009-11-10T04:37:00.000-08:002009-11-10T04:38:00.966-08:00I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Marry Christmas.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7726320004641706233.post-52506200301700582222009-11-10T04:35:00.000-08:002009-11-10T04:37:02.361-08:00I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7726320004641706233.post-81301353621150774012009-11-10T04:34:00.002-08:002009-11-10T04:35:43.643-08:00A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7726320004641706233.post-78036831107132623732009-11-10T04:34:00.001-08:002009-11-10T04:34:34.003-08:00It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7726320004641706233.post-25385994756394358242009-11-10T04:32:00.000-08:002009-11-10T04:33:57.399-08:00Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don"t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7726320004641706233.post-43927371971894663482009-11-10T04:25:00.001-08:002009-11-10T04:25:47.982-08:00From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7726320004641706233.post-1533759506684477662009-11-10T04:24:00.000-08:002009-11-10T04:25:09.346-08:00Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7726320004641706233.post-32393290288522052432009-11-10T04:22:00.002-08:002009-11-10T04:24:16.889-08:00A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7726320004641706233.post-72447913445128081692009-11-10T04:22:00.001-08:002009-11-10T04:22:38.635-08:00Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7726320004641706233.post-28551167627081329632009-11-10T04:21:00.001-08:002009-11-10T04:21:58.668-08:00Don"t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can"t crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7726320004641706233.post-74257211026437534452009-11-10T04:19:00.002-08:002009-11-10T04:20:57.044-08:00Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7726320004641706233.post-79046515094878699622009-11-10T04:19:00.001-08:002009-11-10T04:19:41.291-08:00There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0